Valentine’s Day is definitely a romantic holiday, but romance and bedroom fun often go hand in hand. If you’ve already done the flowers-and-chocolates thing, and want to find a way to spice things up a little, consider giving your significant other a naughty V-Day gift.
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These 12 items — ranging from candles to handcuffs — are all great options in their own right, meant to help keep that spark going when it’s looking like this V-Day might just be a total dud.
Let’s get shopping, shall we?
Woo More Play Coconut Love Oil
Lube on-the-go? Well, you never know, right? Woo More Play’s quickie Coconut Love Oil is organic, doubles as a moisturizer, and won’t leave either person feeling slimy or sticky. Whether it’s kept in a pocket or purse, if a Valentine’s Day quickie is on the horizon, it’s best to be prepared.
$27 at WooMorePlay.com
Lovehoney Lingerie
Valentine’s Day is a special occasion, and quality lingerie was made for special occasions. We’re not talking about standard underwear here; we’re talking about lacy, frilly, see-through numbers that titillate and tantalize. And when it comes to sexy lingerie, no one does it better than Lovehoney. They have body suits and teddies, crotchless panties and costumes, chemises, corsets and basques (whatever those are), as well as a wide variety of sizing options.
From $12.99 at Lovehoney.com
The Functional Chocolate Libido Bar
Chocolate as a romantic gift isn’t exactly groundbreaking, but what about the raspberry kind that’ll enhance your libido with each bite? The Functional Chocolate Libido Bar encourages a healthy and horny evening with its chocolate that’s been infused with botanicals, vitamins and amino acids to help put people in the mood for lovin’. Need we say more? Take a bite, or two, maybe three — it’s Valentine’s Day!
$7.89 at FunCho.co
Monarch Unisex Plush Lined Microfiber Robe
If your partner’s not exactly comfortable heading to a spa in the middle of a pandemic, bring it to them this V-Day. With a few candles lit and the baby oil at the ready, pamper them as best you know how. Once you’ve gotten all those tension knots out, let them lounge around in this generously sized, soft AF robe with a glass of wine and not a care in the world.
$109.95 at Amazon.com
Crave Cuffs
If you’re tempted to bring a little bit of kink into the bedroom, cuffs are a good starting point. This pair from Crave is your basic black leather with a stainless steel link, easily wearable as an everyday piece of jewelry when not being used as a soft restraint for your partner. Wearing a piece of your wild side in public? Who woulda thought.
$69 at LoveCrave.com
Lovense Lush 3 Bluetooth Vibrator
Speaking of public fun, if you and your partner appreciate a little exhibitionist thrill of trying risqué things out in the open, why not try the best distance toy around — at least according to the 2022 AskMen Dating Awards — in the Lovense Lush 3? It’s also a perfect gift for long-distance couples, allowing one partner total control of the vibrations and intensity the other one is experiencing.
$119 at Lovense.com
Fun Factory Bootie Fem
Around Valentine’s Day, many couples’ thoughts turn to their sexual bucket lists and/or yes/no/maybe lists. If you’ve been meaning to explore the backdoor a little more, Fun Factory has some, well, fun in store. The brand new Bootie Fem is an anal plug designed for people with vulvas, since so many prostate-forward anal toys aren’t conceived with them in mind. Offer your special someone a beautiful starter toy for your journey into the great beyond — er, behind.
$29.95 at Amazon.com
We-Vibe Chorus Pro Vibrator
Looking for a sex toy that’ll please the both of you? Look no further than the We-Vibe Chorus Pro, which hits the clitoris and the G-spot for her pleasure, while being slim enough to allow for simultaneous penile penetration. Best of all for you, you’ll be able to feel the vibrations as well, meaning it’s win-win-win.
$229 at We-Vibe.com
Ballsy The Sack Pack
You know what’s really, truly, undeniably sexy? A good-smelling pair of balls. Whether you’re the owner of those testicles, or just the person who’s going to be getting up close and personal with ’em, there’s nothing worse than dropped trou that leads to a seriously terrible odor. To save all the nostrils in the room, especially on a day like Valentine’s Day, check out The Sack Pack kit from Ballsy.
$50 at Ballwash.com
Boy Smells Red Hot Candle
Scent is an unbelievably underrated mood setter, which is why it’s all the more impressive when someone’s attention to detail extends to the olfactory as well. We’re big fans of Boy Smells candles in general, but if you’re trying to set a sexy tone, their Red Hot candle is the clear winner, with notes of raspberry, black pepper, cedarwood and rose all serving to tantalize and seduce the senses.
$35 at BoySmells.com
Anything Butt Hemp Butter
Nothing kills the mood quite like poor personal hygiene, and if there’s one area men are notorious for neglecting, it’s their butts. That’s where this hemp butter from Anything Butt comes in. Infused with organic aloe, vitamin E and natural hemp oils, it soothes tender skin, fights irritation, and creates a moisture barrier to fight off future dryness and irritation, taking you “from bad ass to badass” in no time.
$57 at AnythingBrands.com
MysteryVibe Tenuto 2 Male Vibrator
Valentine’s Day is an excellent opportunity to gift him something fun for the bedroom, and with the promise of “four powerful motors” and “16 intensities,” the Tenuto might just become his new best friend. This male vibrator is a wearable device that “simultaneously stimulates multiple areas, increasing blood flow and heightening sensations” during playtime. Oh, and did we mention orgasms? Because there will most likely be lots and lots of orgasms.
$344 at MysteryVibe.com
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